HI!

*shoots PuffDaddy in the knees* There, i stopped your free spirit.

*insert speedo joke here*

lol

*wears speedo*



Do I look Hawt???
Nevermind, don't answer that!

*rips off speedo, grabs elastic, wraps it up to the size of a twelve gage shell, shoves it inside a twelve gage barrel, aims at Elffy's knee, fires, and destroys the speedo for once and all and kills Elffy's knee.*

*buys another Steel Speedo from walmart*

Ha!

My buns are made of Steel!

*pours molten iron over the speedo and painfully seals it to Elffys legs.*

Now I really do have Steel buns! Thanks!

*cries out in pain*

*pulls out thomson*

*loads rounds*

*fires at MLR's feet*

*Rips off clothes hoping he would have a superman costume underneath but fails and becomes naked.*

*lights match*

*throws it at MLR*

MLR is on fire!
Mwahahahah!

*uses flames to light a cigar,* thanks for the light, *claps his hands, and the flames stop*
*claps his hands again, the flames appear on Elffy*

Hey guys, I think this is a getting a little out of hand. You need to chill with the descriptive content.

When did this become the RPG forum anyway?

Fine, ill stick to making lego.

RPGing is fine, but keep it to the RPG forum. We created that for a reason. Also, try to keep the content clean - The porno, boner, and sperm stuff isn't acceptable for smaller kids. This is the internet, you never know. Try to keep it clean.

okay... fine...